My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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