Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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