I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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