Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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