Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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