How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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