It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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