normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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