we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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