the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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