we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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