Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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