He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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