God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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