Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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