Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
