but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My liver is preforming stress tests.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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