i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
