once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
