It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Someone shattered a urinal.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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