For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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