I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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