My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I think people are normalizing furries
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
