People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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