guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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