yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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