I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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