would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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