Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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