in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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