So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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