Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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