i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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