did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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