She's JV to your varsity
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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