so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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