Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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