Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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