I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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