let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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