Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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