If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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