Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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