Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
