So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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