I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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