By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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