i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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