How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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