he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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