Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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