I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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