and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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