So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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