i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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