Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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