awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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