You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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